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Quotes (51)

Eddie: Patsy hasn't eaten since 1974.

Eddie: Sweetie, what are you drinking?

Patsy: [ to Saffy ] Oh you little BITCH TROLL FROM HELL.

[ Saffron is living "on campus" and Eddy tells her she wants her to move back home ]

Saffie: Mum, what is the problem? I have my life and you have yours. This is what you wanted.

Eddie: I feel orphaned, you know.

Saffie: What is the matter? Has the deal fallen through?

Eddie: No the deal. Not the deal. Not that. It's just.

Eddie: Well, darling, you have just sort of abandoned me in this sort of wilderness of potential greatness and fabulousness, haven't you? All my walls have gone "flop", "flop". I'm just like this kind of prisoner that's released. RELEASED PRISONER, darling, that is walking out into the squinting sun. I mean, you've cast me adrift with no oars.

Saffie: You have. You're just too lazy and fat to use them.

Eddie: [ shouting ] I DON'T WANT MORE CHOICE, I JUST WANT NICER THINGS .

Eddie: What do you see when you look in the mirror, darling?

Patsy: Me looking fabulous. What do you see?

Eddie: All right, time for another little drinkie before we go?

Saffie: I didn't think they let people with convictions in.

Eddie: Darling, it's not a conviction.

Gran: Talking to yourself dear? That's the first sign of madness, you know.

Eddie: Really? I thought it was talking to you.

Eddie: [ in front of Saffy ] Ooo, she's so cold, sweetie! I'll just bet she has her period in cubes.

[ on the significance of awards ]

Eddie: They don't matter, do they, darling. Awards, Pats?

Patsy: Oh, Eddy. We've been here before.

Eddie: It's just. you know. I WANT one. I don't just want one, darling, I NEED one. My career is on a toboggan run of failure at the moment. I just need one. It's the only thing that seems to mean ANYthing these days. I need one now before the menopause drags me into her gaping jaws. Before my creative hormonal oil-well dribbles to a halt. Before my bottom becomes just a patch-work quilt of monkey glands, darling.

Saffie: But, Mom, menopause can be a very exhilarating and positive experience for a woman.

Eddie: Oooh, yes. And the curse is a blessing and childbirth is painless. No. Unless that gaping hole on my mantle piece is filled pretty soon, darling, I might as well. I might as well lick this light-switch and do us all a favour, darling.

Patsy: [ to Saffy ] You piece of filth!

[ to daughter Saffron ]

Eddie: With any luck we'd get Roman Polanski interested in you.

Patsy: She was never young enough for him.

Eddie: What do you think of the kitchen, Pats?

Eddie: No, sweetie. Maybe she's right. Maybe this IS fabulous.

Eddie: I want total sensory deprivation and back-up drugs.

Eddie: The word on the old grave marker, the words on your grave marker. What is that?

Eddie: Your epitomb. What is it that you want on your epitomb?

Patsy: I want: "She was fantastic.". "Patsy was here."

Eddie: No, darling, you can just have "Patsy Stone".

Patsy: Oh, Eddy, Eddy. Wait for this. Wait for this: "Eddy: Still no thinner."

Eddie: These are really funny. We could sell those.

Eddie: Is champers all right with you, Pats?

Eddie: Should we finish off the beluga or should we have some smoked salmon nibbly things?

Eddie: All right, we'll finish off the beluga.

Patsy: Easy going sex with gorgeous, underage youths.

Saffie: I'm sorry, mum, but I've never seen what it is that you actually do.

Eddie: PR. I PR things. People. Places. Concepts.

Eddie: Lulu. I make the fabulous. I make the crap into credible. I make the dull into.

Patsy: Take a holiday, darling. South of France.

Magda: I don't do holidays. Everybody's a nobody in a bikini.

Saffie: My life just flashed before my eyes.

Eddie: What was it like? A Bergman film without the jokes?

Eddie: Had two husbands, one was too short, one was gay. Still, sweetie, if you want to know how to peck a dwarf on the cheek as he's walking out of the house to the disco in your dress , then I'm your girl.

Patsy: [ to Saffy ] Miserable little turnip.

Patsy: One whiff of a cocoa bean and our customers would fly like vampires before garlic. Jeremy's must remain a sterile oasis, free from street eaters and coffee carriers. Aseptic and razor-sharp as our customers' hipbones. These women shop for lunch! Labels are their only sustenance! Their skeleton legs in Manolos have worn trenches down the pavement of Sloane Street. Their arm sinews have just enough muscles left in their arm to lift up a credit card.

Patsy: [ about Edina's cell phone ringing ] Oh, Eddie. is it. Is it a bee?

Saffie: I didn't know you still had the shop.

Eddie: Oh, still got it, darling, but it's not doing very well. The supply's dropped off. You know. India's: had it, been there. Africa's dried up completely now. It's ridiculous. Thank God for Grozny. Honestly. Well, darling, if it wasn't for that lovely little Russian army advancing, thrashing out all those gorgeous little heirlooms in my direction, I don't know what I'd do. Oh, you should see, darling, in the shop I've got at the moment this fabulous little samovar with a little old woman still attached to it, sweetie. Clinging on for dear life. Having to lure her off with dry bread crumbs so that I could get a decent price.

Bubble: Ooo. Bear with me, see, I am HOPELESS with names, faces and people.

Eddie: Let the music lift you up, sweetie.

Sarah: Does your mother know you write plays and things?

Saffie: No, and I don't want her to either, so don't say anything.

Sarah: Oh, you don't need to worry. I don't speak to her anymore. Not since she gave me that chemical peel.

Saffie: Well, it wasn't so much chemical. And not so much peel. She set fire to your pig-tails.

Sarah: It's good job I'm thick-skinned. Well, except for the shoulder.

Eddie: I did tell you the facts of life, didn't I, sweetie?

Saffie: If you mean that time you sat on my bed and shook me awake at two in the morning, stoned out of your brain, and slurred into my ear 'By the way, sweetie, people have it off,' then yes, you told me the facts of life.

Patsy: They want you filleted and splayed on the butcher's block so they can photograph all your organs for "Heat" magazine.

Eddie: Family? Family? God, I hope you're not inviting that bloody, bollocky, selfish, two-faced, chicken, bastard, pig-dog man are you?

Saffie: [ commenting on Patsy's new Botox look ] You look like a haggis with pointed toes. A tight old bladder skin holding together some rotting offal.

Eddie: I thought I told you to buy a laptop.

[ opens her bag and reveals a small lap dog ]

Bubble: Oh! But I've grown so fond! And it's SO cute. And. it's not just for life! It's for Christmas!

Bubble: Black matter is dragging us all towards eternal dalmatian. And before long we will all be cloned and turned into sheep. So, to avoid this fate, I am being picked up by a spaceship that is hidden in the tail of an approaching comet.

Bubble: That'll be them buzzing now.

Bubble: Don't ask me. I for sure *don't* know.

Eddie: La Croix, sweetie, La Croix.

Eddie: Get ready for this, sweetie.

[ Edina has lost her speech which she has to present to the PR meeting ]

Eddie: Yeah I was gonna' make a-

Eddie: Testing. Testing. -Yeah I was gonna' make a speech, but I just can't be bothered anymore. I mean, this used to be like fun you know; yeah it used to be fun, but I'm getting bored of all the 'fun' bits now. You know, your endless bloody lunches and launches, you know, no-career celebrities and party desperates. And what for, huh? Some colony of crap tags and mags! Well I'm sorry there has to be a little more than that doesn't there?

[ slams her handbag down ]

Eddie: Hmmm? You know I had a speech, you know, my. my integrated-projected-global-tele-network system bloody system-system. But you know, if that's what the worlds coming to I don't want to be in it. No I don't want that. I don't want to be in some sort of cyber-space-hypervirtual bloody reality. I don't want that- exchanging e-mails with some old age bloody hippies with more information at their fingertips than is safe to know about. I don't want that! What kind of reality is that, huh, you know, with a thirteen-amp plug on the end of it? Huh? Huh. That can be un-plugged like that? Come-on I'm going.

[ She turns to leave, but. ]

Eddie: No I'm not going yet! No, you!

[ points to her competition, Claudia Bing ]

Eddie: You, you, just sit there like your velcroed to some bloody add-man! You know those crap-head add-men over there, you know, those kings of bastardization that have just taken everything that was ever real and genuine and honest and original and attached it to a toilet cleaner! Whereas I, I. Like a bird on a wire. Like a drunk in a midnight choir. I have tried in my way to be free.

Eddie: [ singing ] . Like a drunk in a midnight choir. I have tried in my way to be free.

[ Claudia Bing and her colleagues are laughing ]

Eddie: Yeah you can laugh, but you know something- I don't want more choice I just want nicer things! And you, you can take that look off your face, sitting there with your. with your wheels and AIDS and starvation. You know, skimming a neat profit of the whole of human misery. Labeling us all with this- with this global guilt. Well it may not be all great and good but it ain't that bad, so cheer up world it may never bloody happen!

[ slams her bag down again ]

[ Edina walks off making rude farting sounds at everyone in the room ]

[ Eddy comes into the kitchen to find her mother making a cake ]

Eddie: What? This is all my stuff you're using?

Eddie: All this. This wheat powder. what's. This.

Eddie: Flour. Yes. All this is mine, is it? I mean, I am now paying for old people to eat cake.

Eddie: Pats. Pats. You know, like, when you are in a room or something, and you think someone is like staring at you.

Eddie: Or in a plane. Anywhere. anywhere. And you are sort of doing things because you think someone is looking at you like people are looking at you, you know?

Eddie: Well, anywhere. anywhere. And then you look at them and they are just sort of asleep but their head is flopped in your direction, you know? Well, I don't want THAT to happen. I don't want THAT to be my life, you know. The whole world asleep.

Patsy: I thought a little mosey down Bond Street, a little sniff around Gucci, sidle up to Ralph Lauren, pass through Browns and on to Quags for a light lunch.

Bubble: I turned on the, ah, watchamacallit this morning. I want to say telephone. No, that's not right. You look at it.

Patsy: No. Liquid lunch for me Mrs M.

Bo: [ delighted ] Hallellujah! Praise the Lord! Let's speak in tongues - boolooloolooloolooloo!

Hochzeitswünsche

Zur Hochzeit sollte es ein ganz besonderer Glückwunsch sein, bei dem die Worte nicht immer fließen. Dabei bedarf es manchmal der Hilfe unserer umfangreichen Angebote an poetischen Versen und Sprüchen. Hier finden Sie die passenden Hochzeitswünsche, die sowohl in einer E-Mail verschickt als auch auf eine Karte geschrieben werden können. Für nähere Verwandte ist sicher eine etwas andere Wortwahl gedacht als für Bekannte. Aber immer soll die herzlich gemeinte Gratulation genau das zum Ausdruck bringen, was zu einem solchen festlichen Ereignis wirklich gut ankommt.

Auch wenn die Glückwünsche mit einem Geschenk überreicht werden, geht es nicht ohne eine geschriebene Gratulation. Das gilt besonders dann, wenn unter den vielen Präsenten das Brautpaar später noch erkennen soll, von wem diese sind. Ein paar nette begleitende Parolen werden oftmals nicht sofort während der Feierlichkeiten gelesen. Erst wenn sich der ganze Trubel gelegt hat, kommt das Paar dazu, die Wünsche in Ruhe entgegen zu nehmen. Umso größer ist die Freude über so viele schöne Wünsche.

Es gibt kein Patentrezept für die dauerhafte Liebe. Aber wenn es euch gelingt, eurer Ehe hin und wieder mit ein bisschen Fantasie neue Würze zu verleihen und euer gemeinsames Leben nach eurem Geschmack zu gestalten, so seid ihr auf dem besten Weg. Das wünschen Euch.

wir wünschen euch das Beste der Liebe,

das schönste der Ehe,

das Liebste in Zweisamkeit

und die Zweisamkeit bis zur Ewigkeit.

Freiwillige Abhängigkeit ist der schönste Zustand - und wie wäre der möglich ohne Liebe? Wie ihr seht, bringt ihr die beste Voraussetzung für eine langes, glückliches Eheleben mit. Wir wünschen Euch alles Gute dafür!

Autor: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Eure Liebe soll vor allen Dingen stetig Euch einander näherbringen. Niemals lasse Euch das Glück im Stich. Jeder wünscht Euch das; vor allem ich!

Was auch immer kommen mag:

schön soll werden jeder Ehetag,

wenn mit liebendem Vertrauen

beide aufeinander schauen!

Nur die besten Wünsche zur Hochzeit!

Was ihr euch ersehnt seit einiger Zeit,

es wurde heute Wirklichkeit.

Der schönste Traum, er wurde wahr -

Ihr zwei seid jetzt ein Ehepaar.

Wir wünschen euch von Herzen nun,

Gottes Segen möge auf euch ruh'n!

Lasst euch stets von der Liebe leiten.

Ihr sollt in guten wie in schlechten Zeiten

immer treu zusammen steh'n

und so durchs ganze Leben geh'n.

Viel Schönes soll Euch die Zukunft bringen:

Liebe und Glück vor allen Dingen.

Ich wünsche Euch beiden, kurz gesprochen,

Wir wünschen euch ein wundervolles Leben zu zweit!

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    Quotes (51)

    Eddie: Patsy hasn't eaten since 1974.

    Eddie: Sweetie, what are you drinking?

    Patsy: [ to Saffy ] Oh you little BITCH TROLL FROM HELL.

    [ Saffron is living "on campus" and Eddy tells her she wants her to move back home ]

    Saffie: Mum, what is the problem? I have my life and you have yours. This is what you wanted.

    Eddie: I feel orphaned, you know.

    Saffie: What is the matter? Has the deal fallen through?

    Eddie: No the deal. Not the deal. Not that. It's just.

    Eddie: Well, darling, you have just sort of abandoned me in this sort of wilderness of potential greatness and fabulousness, haven't you? All my walls have gone "flop", "flop". I'm just like this kind of prisoner that's released. RELEASED PRISONER, darling, that is walking out into the squinting sun. I mean, you've cast me adrift with no oars.

    Saffie: You have. You're just too lazy and fat to use them.

    Eddie: [ shouting ] I DON'T WANT MORE CHOICE, I JUST WANT NICER THINGS .

    Eddie: What do you see when you look in the mirror, darling?

    Patsy: Me looking fabulous. What do you see?

    Eddie: All right, time for another little drinkie before we go?

    Saffie: I didn't think they let people with convictions in.

    Eddie: Darling, it's not a conviction.

    Gran: Talking to yourself dear? That's the first sign of madness, you know.

    Eddie: Really? I thought it was talking to you.

    Eddie: [ in front of Saffy ] Ooo, she's so cold, sweetie! I'll just bet she has her period in cubes.

    [ on the significance of awards ]

    Eddie: They don't matter, do they, darling. Awards, Pats?

    Patsy: Oh, Eddy. We've been here before.

    Eddie: It's just. you know. I WANT one. I don't just want one, darling, I NEED one. My career is on a toboggan run of failure at the moment. I just need one. It's the only thing that seems to mean ANYthing these days. I need one now before the menopause drags me into her gaping jaws. Before my creative hormonal oil-well dribbles to a halt. Before my bottom becomes just a patch-work quilt of monkey glands, darling.

    Saffie: But, Mom, menopause can be a very exhilarating and positive experience for a woman.

    Eddie: Oooh, yes. And the curse is a blessing and childbirth is painless. No. Unless that gaping hole on my mantle piece is filled pretty soon, darling, I might as well. I might as well lick this light-switch and do us all a favour, darling.

    Patsy: [ to Saffy ] You piece of filth!

    [ to daughter Saffron ]

    Eddie: With any luck we'd get Roman Polanski interested in you.

    Patsy: She was never young enough for him.

    Eddie: What do you think of the kitchen, Pats?

    Eddie: No, sweetie. Maybe she's right. Maybe this IS fabulous.

    Eddie: I want total sensory deprivation and back-up drugs.

    Eddie: The word on the old grave marker, the words on your grave marker. What is that?

    Eddie: Your epitomb. What is it that you want on your epitomb?

    Patsy: I want: "She was fantastic.". "Patsy was here."

    Eddie: No, darling, you can just have "Patsy Stone".

    Patsy: Oh, Eddy, Eddy. Wait for this. Wait for this: "Eddy: Still no thinner."

    Eddie: These are really funny. We could sell those.

    Eddie: Is champers all right with you, Pats?

    Eddie: Should we finish off the beluga or should we have some smoked salmon nibbly things?

    Eddie: All right, we'll finish off the beluga.

    Patsy: Easy going sex with gorgeous, underage youths.

    Saffie: I'm sorry, mum, but I've never seen what it is that you actually do.

    Eddie: PR. I PR things. People. Places. Concepts.

    Eddie: Lulu. I make the fabulous. I make the crap into credible. I make the dull into.

    Patsy: Take a holiday, darling. South of France.

    Magda: I don't do holidays. Everybody's a nobody in a bikini.

    Saffie: My life just flashed before my eyes.

    Eddie: What was it like? A Bergman film without the jokes?

    Eddie: Had two husbands, one was too short, one was gay. Still, sweetie, if you want to know how to peck a dwarf on the cheek as he's walking out of the house to the disco in your dress , then I'm your girl.

    Patsy: [ to Saffy ] Miserable little turnip.

    Patsy: One whiff of a cocoa bean and our customers would fly like vampires before garlic. Jeremy's must remain a sterile oasis, free from street eaters and coffee carriers. Aseptic and razor-sharp as our customers' hipbones. These women shop for lunch! Labels are their only sustenance! Their skeleton legs in Manolos have worn trenches down the pavement of Sloane Street. Their arm sinews have just enough muscles left in their arm to lift up a credit card.

    Patsy: [ about Edina's cell phone ringing ] Oh, Eddie. is it. Is it a bee?

    Saffie: I didn't know you still had the shop.

    Eddie: Oh, still got it, darling, but it's not doing very well. The supply's dropped off. You know. India's: had it, been there. Africa's dried up completely now. It's ridiculous. Thank God for Grozny. Honestly. Well, darling, if it wasn't for that lovely little Russian army advancing, thrashing out all those gorgeous little heirlooms in my direction, I don't know what I'd do. Oh, you should see, darling, in the shop I've got at the moment this fabulous little samovar with a little old woman still attached to it, sweetie. Clinging on for dear life. Having to lure her off with dry bread crumbs so that I could get a decent price.

    Bubble: Ooo. Bear with me, see, I am HOPELESS with names, faces and people.

    Eddie: Let the music lift you up, sweetie.

    Sarah: Does your mother know you write plays and things?

    Saffie: No, and I don't want her to either, so don't say anything.

    Sarah: Oh, you don't need to worry. I don't speak to her anymore. Not since she gave me that chemical peel.

    Saffie: Well, it wasn't so much chemical. And not so much peel. She set fire to your pig-tails.

    Sarah: It's good job I'm thick-skinned. Well, except for the shoulder.

    Eddie: I did tell you the facts of life, didn't I, sweetie?

    Saffie: If you mean that time you sat on my bed and shook me awake at two in the morning, stoned out of your brain, and slurred into my ear 'By the way, sweetie, people have it off,' then yes, you told me the facts of life.

    Patsy: They want you filleted and splayed on the butcher's block so they can photograph all your organs for "Heat" magazine.

    Eddie: Family? Family? God, I hope you're not inviting that bloody, bollocky, selfish, two-faced, chicken, bastard, pig-dog man are you?

    Saffie: [ commenting on Patsy's new Botox look ] You look like a haggis with pointed toes. A tight old bladder skin holding together some rotting offal.

    Eddie: I thought I told you to buy a laptop.

    [ opens her bag and reveals a small lap dog ]

    Bubble: Oh! But I've grown so fond! And it's SO cute. And. it's not just for life! It's for Christmas!

    Bubble: Black matter is dragging us all towards eternal dalmatian. And before long we will all be cloned and turned into sheep. So, to avoid this fate, I am being picked up by a spaceship that is hidden in the tail of an approaching comet.

    Bubble: That'll be them buzzing now.

    Bubble: Don't ask me. I for sure *don't* know.

    Eddie: La Croix, sweetie, La Croix.

    Eddie: Get ready for this, sweetie.

    [ Edina has lost her speech which she has to present to the PR meeting ]

    Eddie: Yeah I was gonna' make a-

    Eddie: Testing. Testing. -Yeah I was gonna' make a speech, but I just can't be bothered anymore. I mean, this used to be like fun you know; yeah it used to be fun, but I'm getting bored of all the 'fun' bits now. You know, your endless bloody lunches and launches, you know, no-career celebrities and party desperates. And what for, huh? Some colony of crap tags and mags! Well I'm sorry there has to be a little more than that doesn't there?

    [ slams her handbag down ]

    Eddie: Hmmm? You know I had a speech, you know, my. my integrated-projected-global-tele-network system bloody system-system. But you know, if that's what the worlds coming to I don't want to be in it. No I don't want that. I don't want to be in some sort of cyber-space-hypervirtual bloody reality. I don't want that- exchanging e-mails with some old age bloody hippies with more information at their fingertips than is safe to know about. I don't want that! What kind of reality is that, huh, you know, with a thirteen-amp plug on the end of it? Huh? Huh. That can be un-plugged like that? Come-on I'm going.

    [ She turns to leave, but. ]

    Eddie: No I'm not going yet! No, you!

    [ points to her competition, Claudia Bing ]

    Eddie: You, you, just sit there like your velcroed to some bloody add-man! You know those crap-head add-men over there, you know, those kings of bastardization that have just taken everything that was ever real and genuine and honest and original and attached it to a toilet cleaner! Whereas I, I. Like a bird on a wire. Like a drunk in a midnight choir. I have tried in my way to be free.

    Eddie: [ singing ] . Like a drunk in a midnight choir. I have tried in my way to be free.

    [ Claudia Bing and her colleagues are laughing ]

    Eddie: Yeah you can laugh, but you know something- I don't want more choice I just want nicer things! And you, you can take that look off your face, sitting there with your. with your wheels and AIDS and starvation. You know, skimming a neat profit of the whole of human misery. Labeling us all with this- with this global guilt. Well it may not be all great and good but it ain't that bad, so cheer up world it may never bloody happen!

    [ slams her bag down again ]

    [ Edina walks off making rude farting sounds at everyone in the room ]

    [ Eddy comes into the kitchen to find her mother making a cake ]

    Eddie: What? This is all my stuff you're using?

    Eddie: All this. This wheat powder. what's. This.

    Eddie: Flour. Yes. All this is mine, is it? I mean, I am now paying for old people to eat cake.

    Eddie: Pats. Pats. You know, like, when you are in a room or something, and you think someone is like staring at you.

    Eddie: Or in a plane. Anywhere. anywhere. And you are sort of doing things because you think someone is looking at you like people are looking at you, you know?

    Eddie: Well, anywhere. anywhere. And then you look at them and they are just sort of asleep but their head is flopped in your direction, you know? Well, I don't want THAT to happen. I don't want THAT to be my life, you know. The whole world asleep.

    Patsy: I thought a little mosey down Bond Street, a little sniff around Gucci, sidle up to Ralph Lauren, pass through Browns and on to Quags for a light lunch.

    Bubble: I turned on the, ah, watchamacallit this morning. I want to say telephone. No, that's not right. You look at it.

    Patsy: No. Liquid lunch for me Mrs M.

    Bo: [ delighted ] Hallellujah! Praise the Lord! Let's speak in tongues - boolooloolooloolooloo!

    Soft Drinks in Thailand

    82 pages, Feb 2017

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    Executive Summary

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    Government pushes for healthier soft drink options

    The Thai government continued to promote initiatives to encourage healthier eating and drinking habits. For example, the government is planning to impose excise tax on drinks with high sugar content. The government also launched the Healthier Choice logo programme and regularly publishes academic studies to communicate to consumers the dangers of excessive sugar consumption.

    Premiumisation trend emerges as players seek to widen their consumer bases

    The year 2016 saw players within soft drinks attempting to widen their consumer bases through premiumisation efforts, such as through the launches of more-sophisticated flavours and products with functional ingredients. As the economic slowdown hurt the purchasing powers of low-income consumers, companies began to shift their focus to target more-affluent urban consumers in order to boost value sales.

    Soft drinks remains fragmented, with many domestic players

    The competitive landscape of soft drinks in Thailand remained fragmented with the presence of many domestic players. Domestic soft drinks players thrived thanks to their competitive pricing, attractive marketing campaigns and wide distribution networks. Nevertheless, Coca-Cola (Thailand) continued to lead the industry by a high margin thanks to its strong brand equity and wide brand portfolio.

    Existing players rely on product line extensions to boost sales

    In 2016, soft drink innovations in Thailand revolved around product line extensions. Instead of building new brands from scratch, existing players leveraged on their already-strong brand equity and launched new variants. The strategy was especially common among players in struggling categories, such as carbonates, energy drinks and RTD tea. Existing players rely on new product innovations to stay relevant and to maintain consumer interest in their brands, and eventually to boost sales in a challenging environment in terms of volume performance. Some notable launches include Oishi Green Tea Kyoho Grape, Ichitan Chew Chew, Kratingdaeng G3 and Big Coconut.

    Soft drinks to record a slowdown in growth over the forecast period

    Soft drinks in Thailand is expected to record a slowdown in performance over the forecast period, primarily due to the maturity of several categories, namely carbonates, RTD tea and energy drinks. Growth over the forecast period will be largely supported by healthier options, such as bottled water, juice and sports drinks.

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    Soft Drinks in Thailand

    EXECUTIVE SUMMARY

    Government pushes for healthier soft drink options
    Premiumisation trend emerges as players seek to widen their consumer bases
    Soft drinks remains fragmented, with many domestic players
    Existing players rely on product line extensions to boost sales
    Soft drinks to record a slowdown in growth over the forecast period

    KEY TRENDS AND DEVELOPMENTS

    Government pushes for reduced-sugar variants
    Existing players rely on product line extensions to boost sales
    Premiumisation trend emerges as players seek to widen their consumer bases

    MARKET DATA

    Table 2 Off-trade vs On-trade Sales of Soft Drinks (RTD) by Channel: % Volume Growth 2011-2016

    Table 3 Off-trade vs On-trade Sales of Soft Drinks by Channel: Value 2011-2016

    Table 4 Off-trade vs On-trade Sales of Soft Drinks by Channel: % Value Growth 2011-2016

    Table 5 Off-trade vs On-trade Sales of Soft Drinks (as sold) by Category: Volume 2016

    Table 6 Off-trade vs On-trade Sales of Soft Drinks (as sold) by Category: % Volume 2016

    Table 7 Off-trade vs On-trade Sales of Soft Drinks by Category: Value 2016

    Table 8 Off-trade vs On-trade Sales of Soft Drinks by Category: % Value 2016

    Table 9 Off-trade Sales of Soft Drinks (RTD) by Category: Volume 2011-2016

    Table 10 Off-trade Sales of Soft Drinks (RTD) by Category: % Volume Growth 2011-2016

    Table 11 Off-trade Sales of Soft Drinks by Category: Value 2011-2016

    Table 12 Off-trade Sales of Soft Drinks by Category: % Value Growth 2011-2016

    Table 13 Total Sales of Soft Drinks by Fountain On-trade: Volume 2011-2016

    Table 14 Total Sales of Soft Drinks by Fountain On-trade: % Volume Growth 2011-2016

    Table 15 NBO Company Shares of Off-trade Soft Drinks (RTD): % Volume 2012-2016

    Table 16 LBN Brand Shares of Off-trade Soft Drinks (RTD): % Volume 2013-2016

    Table 17 NBO Company Shares of Off-trade Soft Drinks: % Value 2012-2016

    Table 18 LBN Brand Shares of Off-trade Soft Drinks: % Value 2013-2016

    Table 19 Distribution of Off-trade Soft Drinks (as sold) by Format and Category: % Volume 2016

    Table 20 Forecast Off-trade vs On-trade Sales of Soft Drinks (RTD) by Channel: Volume 2016-2021

    Table 21 Forecast Off-trade vs On-trade Sales of Soft Drinks (RTD) by Channel: % Volume Growth 2016-2021

    Table 22 Forecast Off-trade vs On-trade Sales of Soft Drinks by Channel: Value 2016-2021

    Table 23 Forecast Off-trade vs On-trade Sales of Soft Drinks by Channel: % Value Growth 2016-2021

    Table 24 Forecast Off-trade Sales of Soft Drinks (RTD) by Category: Volume 2016-2021

    Table 25 Forecast Off-trade Sales of Soft Drinks (RTD) by Category: % Volume Growth 2016-2021

    Table 26 Forecast Off-trade Sales of Soft Drinks by Category: Value 2016-2021

    Table 27 Forecast Off-trade Sales of Soft Drinks by Category: % Value Growth 2016-2021

    Table 28 Forecast Total Sales of Soft Drinks by Fountain On-trade: Volume 2016-2021

    Table 29 Forecast Total Sales of Soft Drinks by Fountain On-trade: % Volume Growth 2016-2021

    Fountain sales in Thailand

    Soft Drinks in Thailand - Company Profiles

    Boon Rawd Brewery Co Ltd in Soft Drinks (Thailand)

    STRATEGIC DIRECTION

    COMPETITIVE POSITIONING

    Ichitan Group PCL in Soft Drinks (Thailand)

    STRATEGIC DIRECTION

    Summary 5 Ichitan Group PCL: Operational Indicators

    COMPETITIVE POSITIONING

    Oishi Group PCL in Soft Drinks (Thailand)

    STRATEGIC DIRECTION

    Summary 8 Oishi Group PCL: Operational Indicators

    COMPETITIVE POSITIONING

    Osotspa Co Ltd in Soft Drinks (Thailand)

    STRATEGIC DIRECTION

    COMPETITIVE POSITIONING

    Asian Speciality Drinks in Thailand

    TRENDS

    COMPETITIVE LANDSCAPE

    Bottled Water in Thailand

    TRENDS

    COMPETITIVE LANDSCAPE

    CATEGORY DATA

    Table 31 Off-trade Sales of Bottled Water by Category: Value 2011-2016

    Table 32 Off-trade Sales of Bottled Water by Category: % Volume Growth 2011-2016

    Table 33 Off-trade Sales of Bottled Water by Category: % Value Growth 2011-2016

    Table 34 NBO Company Shares of Off-trade Bottled Water: % Volume 2012-2016

    Table 35 LBN Brand Shares of Off-trade Bottled Water: % Volume 2013-2016

    Table 36 NBO Company Shares of Off-trade Bottled Water: % Value 2012-2016

    Table 37 LBN Brand Shares of Off-trade Bottled Water: % Value 2013-2016

    Table 38 Forecast Off-trade Sales of Bottled Water by Category: Volume 2016-2021

    Table 39 Forecast Off-trade Sales of Bottled Water by Category: Value 2016-2021

    Table 40 Forecast Off-trade Sales of Bottled Water by Category: % Volume Growth 2016-2021

    Table 41 Forecast Off-trade Sales of Bottled Water by Category: % Value Growth 2016-2021

    Carbonates in Thailand

    TRENDS

    COMPETITIVE LANDSCAPE

    CATEGORY DATA

    Table 43 Off-trade vs On-trade Sales of Carbonates: Value 2011-2016

    Table 44 Off-trade vs On-trade Sales of Carbonates: % Volume Growth 2011-2016

    Table 45 Off-trade vs On-trade Sales of Carbonates: % Value Growth 2011-2016

    Table 46 Off-trade Sales of Carbonates by Category: Volume 2011-2016

    Table 47 Off-trade Sales of Carbonates by Category: Value 2011-2016

    Table 48 Off-trade Sales of Carbonates by Category: % Volume Growth 2011-2016

    Table 49 Off-trade Sales of Carbonates by Category: % Value Growth 2011-2016

    Table 50 Total Sales of Carbonates by Fountain On-trade: Volume 2011-2016

    Table 51 Total Sales of Carbonates by Fountain On-trade: % Volume Growth 2011-2016

    Table 52 NBO Company Shares of Off-trade Carbonates: % Volume 2012-2016

    Table 53 LBN Brand Shares of Off-trade Carbonates: % Volume 2013-2016

    Table 54 NBO Company Shares of Off-trade Carbonates: % Value 2012-2016

    Table 55 LBN Brand Shares of Off-trade Carbonates: % Value 2013-2016

    Table 56 Forecast Off-trade Sales of Carbonates by Category: Volume 2016-2021

    Table 57 Forecast Off-trade Sales of Carbonates by Category: Value 2016-2021

    Table 58 Forecast Off-trade Sales of Carbonates by Category: % Volume Growth 2016-2021

    Table 59 Forecast Off-trade Sales of Carbonates by Category: % Value Growth 2016-2021

    Table 60 Forecast Total Sales of Carbonates by Fountain On-trade: Volume 2016-2021

    Table 61 Forecast Total Sales of Carbonates by Fountain On-trade: % Volume Growth 2016-2021

    Concentrates in Thailand

    TRENDS

    CATEGORY DATA

    Concentrates Conversions

    Table 63 Off-trade Sales of Concentrates (RTD) by Category: Volume 2011-2016

    Table 64 Off-trade Sales of Concentrates (RTD) by Category: % Volume Growth 2011-2016

    Table 65 Off-trade Sales of Concentrates by Category: Value 2011-2016

    Table 66 Off-trade Sales of Concentrates by Category: % Value Growth 2011-2016

    Table 67 NBO Company Shares of Off-trade Concentrates (RTD): % Volume 2012-2016

    Table 68 LBN Brand Shares of Off-trade Concentrates (RTD): % Volume 2013-2016

    Table 69 NBO Company Shares of Off-trade Concentrates: % Value 2012-2016

    Table 70 LBN Brand Shares of Off-trade Concentrates: % Value 2013-2016

    Table 71 NBO Company Shares of Off-trade Liquid Concentrates (RTD): % Volume 2012-2016

    Table 72 LBN Brand Shares of Off-trade Liquid Concentrates (RTD): % Volume 2013-2016

    Table 73 NBO Company Shares of Off-trade Powder Concentrates (RTD): % Volume 2012-2016

    Table 74 LBN Brand Shares of Off-trade Powder Concentrates (RTD): % Volume 2013-2016

    Table 75 Forecast Off-trade Sales of Concentrates (RTD) by Category: Volume 2016-2021

    Table 76 Forecast Off-trade Sales of Concentrates (RTD) by Category: % Volume Growth 2016-2021

    Table 77 Forecast Off-trade Sales of Concentrates by Category: Value 2016-2021

    Table 78 Forecast Off-trade Sales of Concentrates by Category: % Value Growth 2016-2021

    Energy Drinks in Thailand

    TRENDS

    CATEGORY DATA

    Table 80 Off-trade Sales of Energy Drinks: Value 2011-2016

    Table 81 Off-trade Sales of Energy Drinks: % Volume Growth 2011-2016

    Table 82 Off-trade Sales of Energy Drinks: % Value Growth 2011-2016

    Table 83 NBO Company Shares of Off-trade Energy Drinks: % Volume 2012-2016

    Table 84 LBN Brand Shares of Off-trade Energy Drinks: % Volume 2013-2016

    Table 85 NBO Company Shares of Off-trade Energy Drinks: % Value 2012-2016

    Table 86 LBN Brand Shares of Off-trade Energy Drinks: % Value 2013-2016

    Table 87 Forecast Off-trade Sales of Energy Drinks: Volume 2016-2021

    Table 88 Forecast Off-trade Sales of Energy Drinks: Value 2016-2021

    Table 89 Forecast Off-trade Sales of Energy Drinks: % Volume Growth 2016-2021

    Table 90 Forecast Off-trade Sales of Energy Drinks: % Value Growth 2016-2021

    Juice in Thailand

    TRENDS

    COMPETITIVE LANDSCAPE

    CATEGORY DATA

    Table 92 Off-trade Sales of Juice by Category: Value 2011-2016

    Table 93 Off-trade Sales of Juice by Category: % Volume Growth 2011-2016

    Table 94 Off-trade Sales of Juice by Category: % Value Growth 2011-2016

    Table 95 Leading Flavours for Off-trade 100% Juice: % Volume 2011-2016

    Table 96 Leading Flavours for Off-trade Juice Drinks (up to 24% Juice): % Volume 2011-2016

    Table 97 Leading Flavours for Off-trade Nectars (25-99% Juice): % Volume 2011-2016

    Table 98 NBO Company Shares of Off-trade Juice: % Volume 2012-2016

    Table 99 LBN Brand Shares of Off-trade Juice: % Volume 2013-2016

    Table 100 NBO Company Shares of Off-trade Juice: % Value 2012-2016

    Table 101 LBN Brand Shares of Off-trade Juice: % Value 2013-2016

    Table 102 Forecast Off-trade Sales of Juice by Category: Volume 2016-2021

    Table 103 Forecast Off-trade Sales of Juice by Category: Value 2016-2021

    Table 104 Forecast Off-trade Sales of Juice by Category: % Volume Growth 2016-2021

    Table 105 Forecast Off-trade Sales of Juice by Category: % Value Growth 2016-2021

    RTD Coffee in Thailand

    TRENDS

    CATEGORY DATA

    Table 107 Off-trade Sales of RTD Coffee: Value 2011-2016

    Table 108 Off-trade Sales of RTD Coffee: % Volume Growth 2011-2016

    Table 109 Off-trade Sales of RTD Coffee: % Value Growth 2011-2016

    Table 110 NBO Company Shares of Off-trade RTD Coffee: % Volume 2012-2016

    Table 111 LBN Brand Shares of Off-trade RTD Coffee: % Volume 2013-2016

    Table 112 NBO Company Shares of Off-trade RTD Coffee: % Value 2012-2016

    Table 113 LBN Brand Shares of Off-trade RTD Coffee: % Value 2013-2016

    Table 114 Forecast Off-trade Sales of RTD Coffee: Volume 2016-2021

    Table 115 Forecast Off-trade Sales of RTD Coffee: Value 2016-2021

    Table 116 Forecast Off-trade Sales of RTD Coffee: % Volume Growth 2016-2021

    Table 117 Forecast Off-trade Sales of RTD Coffee: % Value Growth 2016-2021

    RTD Tea in Thailand

    TRENDS

    COMPETITIVE LANDSCAPE

    CATEGORY DATA

    Table 119 Off-trade Sales of RTD Tea by Category: Value 2011-2016

    Table 120 Off-trade Sales of RTD Tea by Category: % Volume Growth 2011-2016

    Table 121 Off-trade Sales of RTD Tea by Category: % Value Growth 2011-2016

    Table 122 Leading Flavours for Off-trade RTD Tea: % Volume 2011-2016

    Table 123 NBO Company Shares of Off-trade RTD Tea: % Volume 2012-2016

    Table 124 LBN Brand Shares of Off-trade RTD Tea: % Volume 2013-2016

    Table 125 NBO Company Shares of Off-trade RTD Tea: % Value 2012-2016

    Table 126 LBN Brand Shares of Off-trade RTD Tea: % Value 2013-2016

    Table 127 Forecast Off-trade Sales of RTD Tea by Category: Volume 2016-2021

    Table 128 Forecast Off-trade Sales of RTD Tea by Category: Value 2016-2021

    Table 129 Forecast Off-trade Sales of RTD Tea by Category: % Volume Growth 2016-2021

    Table 130 Forecast Off-trade Sales of RTD Tea by Category: % Value Growth 2016-2021

    Sports Drinks in Thailand

    TRENDS

    CATEGORY DATA

    Table 132 Off-trade Sales of Sports Drinks: Value 2011-2016

    Table 133 Off-trade Sales of Sports Drinks: % Volume Growth 2011-2016

    Table 134 Off-trade Sales of Sports Drinks: % Value Growth 2011-2016

    Table 135 NBO Company Shares of Off-trade Sports Drinks: % Volume 2012-2016

    Table 136 LBN Brand Shares of Off-trade Sports Drinks: % Volume 2013-2016

    Table 137 NBO Company Shares of Off-trade Sports Drinks: % Value 2012-2016

    Table 138 LBN Brand Shares of Off-trade Sports Drinks: % Value 2013-2016

    Table 139 Forecast Off-trade Sales of Sports Drinks: Volume 2016-2021

    Table 140 Forecast Off-trade Sales of Sports Drinks: Value 2016-2021

    Table 141 Forecast Off-trade Sales of Sports Drinks: % Volume Growth 2016-2021

    Table 142 Forecast Off-trade Sales of Sports Drinks: % Value Growth 2016-2021

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    O-Ren Ishii: [ after she cuts off Tanaka's head, in Japanese ] So you all will know the seriousness of my warning, I shall say this in English.

    O-Ren Ishii: [ in English ] As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is. I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fucking time!

    O-Ren Ishii: [ calmly, in Japanese ] Gentlemen, this meeting is adjourned.

    Bill: One more thing, Sofie. is she aware her daughter is still alive?

    O-Ren Ishii: [ her last lines ] That really was a Hattori Hanzo sword.

    Hattori Hanzo: [ in Japanese; voice-over ] For those regarded as warriors, when engaged in combat the vanquishing of thine enemy can be the warrior's only concern. Suppress all human emotion and compassion. Kill whoever stands in thy way, even if that be Lord God, or Buddha himself. This truth lies at the heart of the art of combat.

    O-Ren Ishii: [ in Japanese; subtitled ] For ridiculing you earlier, I apologize.

    The Bride: [ in Japanese; subtitled ] Accepted.

    The Bride: [ spanking a young member of the Crazy 88s with her sword ] This is what you get for fucking around with Yakuzas!

    [ with a last spank, lets him go ]

    Hattori Hanzo: Oh yeah? You have a friend living in Okinawa?

    Hattori Hanzo: [ Serious, switches to Japanese ] What do you want with Hattori Hanzo?

    The Bride: [ Japanese ] I need Japanese steel.

    Hattori Hanzo: [ Japanese ] Why do you need Japanese steel?

    The Bride: [ Japanese ] I have vermin to kill.

    Hattori Hanzo: [ English ] You must have big rats if you need Hattori Hanzo's steel.

    [ the Bride drags Buck's head to the doorjam ]

    Buck: [ weakly ] Please stop hitting me.

    Buck: I-I don't know who Bill is!

    [ another slam; then she notices the words "BUCK" and "FUCK" tattooed on his knuckles, and suddenly has a flashback from her coma ]

    Buck: Well, ain't you the little slice of cutie pie they said you were. "Jane Doe," huh? Well, we don't know shit about you, huh? Well, I'm from Huntsville, Texas. My name is Buck, and I'm here to fuck, ha-ha-ha.

    [ back to the present ]

    The Bride: [ gently ] Your name is Buck, right?

    [ Buck's eyes widen ]

    The Bride: [ getting angrier ] And you came here to fuck, *right*?

    Buck: Wait a minute. WAIT A MINUTE-!

    [ and with a scream of effort and one mighty slam, Buck is dispatched to the hereafter; she goes through his pockets and finds a large pair of sunglasses, puts them on, then finds a set of car keys with a keychain that says: ]

    Bill: If you had to guess where she was headed next, what would be your best guess?

    Sofie Fatale: Guessing won't be necessary. She informed me. She said that I could keep my wicked life for two reasons.

    The Bride: As I said before, I've allowed you to keep your wicked life for two reasons. And the second reason is so you can tell him in person everything that happened here tonight. I want him to witness the extent of my mercy by witnessing your deformed body. I want you to tell him all the information you just told me. I want him to know what I know. I want him to know I want him to know. And I want them all to know they'll all soon be as dead as O-Ren.

    The Bride: [ voiceover narration ] As I lay in the back of Buck's truck, trying to will my limbs out of entropy, I could see the faces of the cunts that did this to me and the dicks responsible. Members all of the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad. When fortune smiles on something as violent and ugly as revenge, it seems proof like no other, that not only does God exist, you're doing His will.

    [ makes drinking motion with hand ]

    The Bride: [ English ] Oh, yes, a bottle of warm sake please.

    Hattori Hanzo: [ Japanese ] Day, night, afternoon, who gives a damn? Get the sake!

    Sushi Bar Assistant: [ Japanese ] How come I always have to get the sake? You listen well. for thirty years, you make the fish, I get the sake. If this were the military, I'd be General by now!

    Hattori Hanzo: [ Japanese ] Oh, so you'd be General, huh? If you were General, I'd be Emperor, and you'd STILL get the sake! So shut up and get the sake!

    The Bride: [ English ] I've kept you alive for two reasons. And the first reason is information.

    Sofie Fatale: [ French ] Burn in hell, blonde bitch! I'll tell you nothing!

    The Bride: [ English ] But I am gonna ask you questions. And every time you don't give me answers, I'm gonna cut something off. And I promise you, they will be things you will miss. Give me your other arm!

    O-Ren Ishii: You didn't think it was gonna be that easy, did you?

    The Bride: You know, for a second there, yeah, I kinda did.

    Copperhead: Look, if I could go back in a machine, I would. But I can't. All can tell you is that I'm a different person now.

    Copperhead: Be that as it may, I know I don't deserve your mercy or your forgiveness. However, I beseech you for both on behalf of my daughter.

    The Bride: Bitch, you can stop right there. Just because I have no wish to murder you in front of your daughter doesn't mean that parading her around in front of me will inspire sympathy. You and I have unfinished business. And not a goddamned thing you've done in the subsequent four years including getting knocked up is going to change that.

    The Bride: It all depends. When do you want to die? Tomorrow? The day after tomorrow?

    Copperhead: There's a baseball diamond where I coach Little League about a mile from here. We meet there around two-thirty in the morning dressed all in black. Your hair in a black stocking. And we have us a knife fight. We won't be bothered. Now. I have to fix Nikki's cereal.

    Elle Driver: I might never have liked you. Point of fact, I despise you. But that doesn't suggest I don't respect you. Dying in our sleep is a luxury our kind is rarely afforded. My gift to you.

    Earl McGraw: This tall drink of cocksucker ain't dead.

    Elle Driver: I'm standing over her right now.

    Bill: That's my girl. Elle, you're gonna have to abort the mission.

    Bill: We owe her better than that.

    Elle Driver: NO YOU DON'T! YOU DON'T OWE HER SHIT!

    Bill: Will you keep your voice down?

    Elle Driver: [ whispering ] You don't owe her shit!

    Bill: Y'all beat the hell out of that woman, but you didn't kill her. And I put a bullet in her head, but her heart just kept on beatin'. Now, you saw that yourself with your own beautiful blue eye, did you not? We've done a lot of things to this lady. And if she ever wakes up, we'll do a whole lot more. But one thing we won't do is sneak into her room in the night like a filthy rat and kill her in her sleep. And the reason we won't do that thing is because. that thing would lower us. Don't you agree, Miss Driver?

    Bill: Do you really have to guess?

    Elle Driver: [ sighs ] No. I don't really have to guess. I know.

    Earl McGraw: Well, give me the gory details, Son Number One.

    Edgar McGraw: It's a goddamn massacre, Pop. They wiped out the whole wedding party, execution-style.

    Edgar McGraw: Nine dead bodies. And we're talking the whole she-bang: bride, groom, reverend, reverend's wife. hell, they even shot that old colored fella that plays the organ.

    Earl McGraw: It would appear someone objected to this union and wasn't able to hold their peace.

    Earl McGraw: Well, this is definitely the work of professionals. I'd guess-timate Mexican Mafia hit squad. Four, maybe five strong.

    Earl McGraw: Well, a sure and steady hand did this. This ain't no squirrelly amateur. This is the work of a salty dog. You can tell by the cleanliness of the carnage. Now a kill-crazy rampage though it may be, all the colors are kept within the lines. If you was a moron, you could almost admire it.

    The Bride: I didn't say "sell me", I said "give me".

    The Bride: Because my vermin is a former student of yours. And considering the student, I'd say you have a rather *large* obligation.

    [ long pause, then Hanzo walks to the window and writes Bill's name ]

    Hattori Hanzo: [ in Japanese ] You can sleep here. It will take me a month to make the sword. I suggest you spend it practicing.

    Hattori Hanzo: Funny, you like samurai swords. I like baseball.

    O-Ren Ishii: You might not be able to fight like a samurai, but you can at least die like a samurai.

    The Bride: [ in Japanese ] Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now.

    The Bride: Except you, Sofie! You stay right where you are!

    The Bride: It all depends. When do you want to die? Tomorrow? The day after tomorrow?

    Japanese Businessman: [ in Japanese; subtitled ] Do you like Ferraris?

    Go Go Yubari: [ in Japanese ] Ferraris. Italian trash.

    [ Japanese businessman giggles ]

    [ Japanese businessman giggles again ]

    Go Go Yubari: Don't laugh. Do you want to screw me, yes or no?

    [ She stabs him in the stomach with a Samurai short sword ]

    Go Go Yubari: How about now, big boy? Do you still wish to penetrate me. Or is it I who has penetrated you?

    Boss Benta: [ in Japanese; subtitled ] Boss Tanaka! What is the meaning of this outburst? This is a time for celebration.

    Boss Tanaka: [ in Japanese; subtitled ] And what exactly are we celebrating? The perversion of our illustrious council?

    Boss Honda: [ in Japanese; subtitled ] Tanaka, have you gone mad? I will not tolerate this! You're disrespecting our sister! Apologize!

    O-Ren Ishii: [ in Japanese; subtitled ] Tanaka-san, of what perversion do you speak?

    Boss Tanaka: and along with yours, started this council. And while you laugh like stupid donkeys, they weep in the afterlife over the perversion committed today.

    Boss Ozawah: Outrageous! Tanaka, it is you who insults this council!

    [ Throws rag at him ]

    O-Ren Ishii: Gentlemen! Tanaka obviously has something on his mind. By all means, allow him to express it.

    Boss Tanaka: I speak of the perversion done to this council. which I love. more than my own children, by making a Chinese Jap-American half-breed bitch its leader!

    [ O-Ren quickly runs across the table and cuts off his head ]

    Vernita Green: [ somewhat to herself, as she gets her daughter's cereal ] Black Mamba. I shoulda been motherfuckin' Black Mamba.

    The Bride: [ in Japanese ] O-Ren Ishii! You and I have unfinished business!

    O-Ren Ishii: Your instrument is quite impressive. Where was it made?

    O-Ren Ishii: [ in Japanese ] Whom in Okinawa made you this steel?

    [ the Bride shows Hattori Hanzo marking on sword ]

    O-Ren Ishii: [ in Japanese ] Swords, however, never get tired. I hope you saved your energy. If you haven't. You may not last five minutes. But as last looks go, you could do worse.

    Proprietor: [ in Japanese; subtitled ] You have to say, "Yes, yes, yes" to any selfish demands they make.

    Charlie Brown: [ in Japanese ] They demand ridiculous things.

    Proprietor: Shut up! Do you know what would happen if they heard you?

    Proprietor: Did you hear about the Tanaka clan? You're gonna get your head cut off.

    Edgar McGraw: What'd I tell you, Pop? It's like a goddamn Nicaraguan death squad.

    Earl McGraw: You'd better shit-can that blasphemy, boy. You're in a house of worship.

    Edgar McGraw: Don't know. The name on the marriage certificate is "Arlene Machiavelli." That's a fake. We've all just been calling her "The Bride" on account of the dress.

    Earl McGraw: You can tell she was pregnant. Man'd have to be a mad dog to shoot a goddamn good-looking gal like that in the head. Look at her. Hay-colored hair, big eyes. She's a little blood-spattered angel.

    Bill: Sofie, Sofie, my Sofie. I'm so sorry.

    Sofie Fatale: Please. please forgive my betrayal.

    Bill: But still nothing. Nothing, except my aching heart, at what she's done to my beautiful and brilliant Sofie.

    The Bride: [ after quickly dispatching six Crazy 88's ] So, O-Ren? Any more subordinates for me to kill?

    The Bride: Go-Go, I know you feel you must protect your mistress. But I beg you, walk away.

    [ Go-Go giggles girlishly ]

    Go Go Yubari: [ in Japanese; subtitled ] You call that begging?

    [ after Bill tells her not to kill The Bride ]

    Elle Driver: Thought that was pretty fuckin' funny, didn't you? Word of advice, shithead - don't you ever wake up.

    Sushi Bar Assistant: [ in Japanese ] I'm not bald, okay? I shaved my head.

    Go Go Yubari: [ in Japanese ] Bingo. And you're Black Mamba.

    The Bride: Our reputations precede us.

    O-Ren (voice): [ in Japanese; subtitled ] Look at me, Matsumoto. Take a good look at my face. Look at my eyes. Do I look familiar? Do I look like somebody. you murdered?

    [ looking at the Bride in her coma ]

    Buck: Price is $75 a fuck, my friend. You getting your freak on, or what?

    [ gives Buck the money ]

    Buck: Now here are the rules. Rule Number One: no punching her. The nurse comes in tomorrow and she got a shiner or less some teeth, jig's up. So, no knuckle sandwiches under no circumstances. And by the way, this little cunt's a spitter. It's a motor-reflex thing. But spit or not, no punching. Now, are we absolutely, positively clear on Rule Number One?

    Buck: Good. Now, Rule Number Two: no monkey bites, and no hickeys. In fact, no leaving no marks of any kind on her. After that, it's all good, buddy. Now, her plumbing down there don't work no more, so feel free to come in her all you want. Keep the noise down, try not to make a mess. I'll be back in twenty.

    [ Buck starts to leave, but snaps his fingers and turns back ]

    Buck: Oh, shit! By the way, not every time but sometimes this chick's cooch will get drier than a bucket of sand. If she's dry, just lube up with this,

    [ tosses him a jar labeled "VasaLube" ]

    Buck: and you'll be good to go. Bon Appetite, good buddy.

    The Bride: [ her first words upon waking from the coma ] My baby! My baby!

    Nikki Bell: [ Nikki comes home from school and sees a wrecked living room, the aftermath of her mother's knife fight with The Bride ] Mommy, what happened to you and the TV room?

    Copperhead: Oh. That good-for-nothing dog of yours got his little ass in the living room and acted a damn fool. That's what happened.

    Hattori Hanzo: [ in Japanese ] Yellow-haired warrior. Go.

    The Bride: [ after finally getting her big toe to move ] Hard part's over. Now let's get these other piggies wiggling.

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    Zitate, Sprüche & Sprichworte

    Lady Astor zu Winston Churchill: „Sir, wenn Sie mein Ehemann wären, würde ich Ihren Drink vergiften.”

    Winston Churchill zu Lady Astor: „Madam, wenn Sie meine Ehefrau wären, würde ich ihn trinken.”

    „Ich trinke nichts stärkeres als Gin vor dem Frühstück.”

    „Ein Glas Whisky ist fabelhaft,

    zwei sind zu viel,

    drei Gläser sind zu wenig.”

    „Ob ich morgen leben werde, weiß ich freilich nicht;

    aber wenn ich morgen lebe, dass ich morgen trinken werde,

    weiß ich ganz gewiss!”

    „Ein intelligenter Mensch muss sich manchmal betrinken um Zeit mit seinen Deppen zu verbringen.”

    „Die vier Drinks: Der erste Schluck mit Durst, der zweite Schluck ohne Durst, der dritte Schluck gegen den Durst und der letzte Schluck an der Tür.”

    Rezept gegen die Grippe vom Leibarzt der Königin Victoria:

    „Man lege sich ins Bett, hänge seinen Hut ans Fußende und trinke soviel Whisky, bis man zwei Hüte sieht!”

    „Es ist so mit Tabak und Rum. Erst ist man froh, dann fällt man um.”

    „Alkohol ist nur was für Leute, die auch ein paar Hirnzellen entbehren können.”

    „Man ist so lange nicht betrunken,solang man auf dem Boden liegen kann ohne sich festhalten zu müssen.”

    „Ein Hoch auf Frankreichs Frauen und Pferde – und die, die sie besteigen! (Trinkspruch)”

    „Man muss dem Leben immer um mindestens einen Whisky voraus sein.”

    „Deutsche Männer sind die einzigen auf der Welt, die über ein Dutzend nackte Frauen hinwegsteigen würden, um zu einer Flasche Bier zu kommen.”

    „Ich habe viel von meinem Geld für Alkohol, Weiber und schnelle Autos ausgegeben… Den Rest habe ich einfach verprasst.”

    „Sorgen ertrinken nicht in Alkohol. Sie können schwimmen.”

    „Ich glaube, wenn dir das Leben Zitronen beschert, dann solltest du Limonade machen und jemanden finden, dem das Leben Wodka beschert hat, um zusammen eine Party feiern zu können.”

    „Es ist ein Grundbedürfnis der Deutschen, beim Biere schlecht über die Regierung zu reden.”

    Der Wein wandelt den Maulwurf zum Adler.”

    „Ich werde den Verdacht nicht los, dass Abstinenzler die Sachen nicht mögen, auf die sie verzichten.”

    „Ein Leben ohne Freuden ist wie eine weite Reise ohne Gasthaus.”

    „Die Welt ist voller Leute, die Wasser predigen und Wein trinken.”

    „Auf den Alkohol – die Ursache und die Lösung aller Probleme!”

    „Alter ist irrelevant, es sei denn, du bist eine Flasche Wein.”

    „Ein halbleeres Glas Wein ist zwar zugleich ein halbvolles, aber eine halbe Lüge mitnichten eine halbe Wahrheit.”

    „Wer nicht liebt Weib, Wein und Gesang, der bleibt ein Narr sein Leben lang.”

    „Die Kunst ist zwar nicht das Brot, wohl aber der Wein des Lebens.”

    „Es gibt ebensowenig hundertprozentige Wahrheit wie hundertprozentigen Alkohol.”

    „Alkohol konserviert alles, ausgenommen Würde und Geheimnisse.”

    „Kultur ist ein sehr dünner Firnis, der sich leicht in Alkohol auflöst.”

    „Was ich habe ist Charakter in meinem Gesicht. Es hat mich eine Masse langer Nächte und Drinks gekostet, das hinzukriegen.”

    „Bier ist der Beweis, dass Gott uns liebt und will, dass wir glücklich sind.”

    „Es gibt Psychologen, die in einer kurzen weißen Jacke arbeiten – hinter einer Bar.”

    „Abstinenzler sind Leute, die niemals entdecken, was sie versäumen.”

    „Im Bier sind weibliche Hormone. Trinkt man zu viel davon, redet man wirr und kann kein Auto mehr fahren.”

    „Jugend ist wie ein Most. Der lässt sich nicht halten. Er muss vergären und überlaufen.”

    „Das bißchen, was ich esse, kann ich auch trinken.”

    „Solang der Wirt nur weiter borgt, sind sie vergnügt und unbesorgt.”

    „Nein danke, erstens trinke ich keinen Wein, zweitens ist heute kein Tag zum Trinken und drittens habe ich schon drei Gläschen gekippt.”

    „Mit einer jungen Frau und altem Wein fehlt es selten an Gästen.”

    „Ein trunkner Dichter leerte

    Sein Glas auf jeden Zug;

    Ihn warnte sein Gefährte:

    Hör‘ auf! du hast genug.

    Bereit, vom Stuhl zu sinken,

    Sprach der: Du bist nicht klug;

    Zuviel kann man wohl trinken,

    Doch nie trinkt man genug .”

    „Die besten Vergrößerungsgläser für die Freuden dieser Welt sind die, aus denen man trinkt.”

    „Der Mensch lebt nicht vom Brot allein. Nach einer Weile braucht er einen Drink.”

    „Alle schlechten Eigenschaften entwickeln sich in der Familie. Das fängt mit Mord an und geht über Betrug und Trunksucht bis zum Rauchen.”

    „Eine Bar ist nichts als die Fortsetzung der Bibliothek mit weniger trockenen Mitteln.”

    Kennen Sie ein noch gutes Zitat, einen Spruch oder vielleicht noch anderes Sprichwort zum Thema, welches hier Ihrer Meinung noch fehlt, dann schreiben Sie uns doch dieses bitte.

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    Einige Zitate habe ich ins Deutsche übersetzt, wobei sie teilweise etwas gelitten haben. Weiter unten gibt's dann noch ein paar im Original.

    Mir reicht ein Drink, um betrunken zu werden. Ich weiß nur nicht, ob's der dreizehnte oder vierzehnte Drink ist.

    Glück bedeutet einen anständigen Martini, ein anständiges Essen, eine anständige Zigarre und eine anständige Frau . oder eine unanständige Frau - je nachdem, wieviel Glück man verkraften kann.

    Sir, wenn Sie mein Ehemann wären, würde ich Ihren Drink vergiften.

    Lady Astor zu Winston Churchill

    Madam, wenn Sie meine Ehefrau wären, würde ich ihn trinken.

    Winston Churchill zu Lady Astor

    Auf den Alkohol - die Lösung und der Grund für alle Probleme des Lebens.

    Wer hat's denn eilig?

    Robert Benchley als Antwort darauf, dass Alkohol ein "schleichendes Gift" sei.

    Ein intelligenter Mann ist manchmal gezwungen, sich zu betrinken, um Zeit mit Narren zu verbringen.

    Eine Frau hat mich zum Trinken verführt, und ich besaß nie Höflichkeit, ihr dafür zu danken.

    Ich trinke nichts stärkeres als Gin vor dem Frühstück.

    Kein Tier hat jemals so etwas schlechtes wie die Trunkenheit erfunden - und keines so etwas gutes wie einen Drink.

    Du bist nicht betrunken, solange du auf dem Boden liegen kannst ohne dich festzuhalten.

    Ich trinke kein Wasser. Ich trinke nichts, in dem Fische ficken.

    Lehne niemals Wein ab. Es ist eine seltsame, aber allgemein anerkannte Meinung, dass jeder, der keinen Wein trinkt, ein Alkoholiker sein muß.

    Erlauben Sie Kindern nicht, Drinks zu mixen. Es gehört sich nicht, und sie nehmen zu viel Wermut.

    Wenn mich jemand fragt, ob ich Wasser zu meinem Scotch möchte, antworte ich, dass ich durstig bin und nicht schmutzig.

    Wenn Gott gewollt hдtte, dass wir Wasser trinken, hдtte er nicht 85% davon versalzen.

    Stephan Graf, 2002

    There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.

    Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

    When I was younger I made it a rule never to take a strong drink before lunch. It is now my rule never to do so before breakfast.

    The Americans are a funny lot; they drink whiskey to keep them warm; then they put some ice in it to make it cool; they put some sugar in it to make it sweet, and then they put a slice of lemon in it to make it sour. Then they say "here's to you" and drink it themselves.

    I am prepared to believe that a dry martini slightly impairs the palate, but think what it does for the soul.

    The secret to a long life is to stay busy, get plenty of exercise and don't drink too much. Then again, don't drink too little.

    Hermann Smith-Johannson, 103-year-old cross-country skier

    The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water.

    One martini is alright, two is too many, three is not enough.

    If all be true that I do think

    There are five reasons why we should drink:

    Good wine - a friend - or being dry -

    Or lest we should be by and by -

    Or any other reason why.

    Dr. Henry Aldrich

    I drink every known alcoholic drink & enjoy 'em all. I learned early in life how to handle alcohol & never had any trouble with it. The rules are simple as mud: first, never drink if you've got any work to do. Never. If I've got a job of work to do at ten o'clock at night I won't take a drink until that time. Secondly, never drink alone. That's the way to become a drunkard. And thirdly, even if you haven't got any work to do, never drink while the sun is shining. Wait until it's dark. By that time you're near enough to bed to recover quickly.

    H.L. Mencken's rules for drinking

    If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.

    The only time I ever said no to a drink was when I misunderstood the question.

    Martinis should always be stirred not shaken so that the molecules lie sensuously on top of one another.

    W. Somerset Maugham

    I love to drink martinis.

    Two at the very most.

    Three I'm under the table.

    Four I'm under the host!

    Here's to bein' single. drinkin' doubles. and seein' triple!

    I never have more than one drink before dinner. But I do like that one to be large and very strong and very well made.

    Here's to a long life and a merry one, A quick death and an easy one, A pretty girl and a true one, A cold beer - and another one.

    I decided to stop drinking with creeps. I decided to drink only with friends. I've lost 30 pounds

    Here is what I have seen to be good and fitting: to eat, to drink and enjoy oneself in all one's labor in which he toils under the sun during the few years of his life which God has given him; for this is his portion

    Countess Violet Grantham Quotes

    The Queen of Mean dishes it out…

    Dowager Countess of Grantham

    “Is this an instrument of communication or torture?”

    “Things are different in America, they live in Wig Wams.”

    “I was right about my maid. She’s leaving – to get married! How could she be so selfish?”

    “First electricity, now telephones. Sometimes I feel as if I’m living in an H.G. Wells novel.”

    “Hepworth men don’t go in for loneliness much. I knew his father in the late 60s. Mais ou sont les neiges d’antan?” (Where are the snows of yesteryear?)

    “Why does everyday involve a fight with an American?”

    “Alas, I am beyond impropriety.”

    “I will applaud your discretion when you leave.”

    “I knew this family was approaching disillusion, I wasn’t aware that illusion was already upon us.”

    “Everyone goes down the aisle with half the story hidden.”

    “We’ll have to take her abroad, in these moments you can usually find an Italian who’s not too picky.”

    “Mary won’t take Matthew Crawley, so we better get her settled before the bloom is quite gone off the rose”

    “Give him a date for when Mary’s out of mourning. No one wants to kiss a girl in black.”

    Lady Mary: “I was only going to say Sybil that is entitled to her opinions.”

    Countess Violet: “No, she isn’t, until she is married. And then her husband will tell her what her opinions are.”

    “Twenty four years ago you married Cora against my wishes for her money. Give it away now and what was the point of your peculiar marriage in the first place?”

    Cora Crawley: “Are we to be friends then?”

    Countess Violet: “We are allies my dear which can be a good deal more effective.”

    “I couldn’t have electricity in the house. I couldn’t sleep a wink. All those vapours seeping about.”

    “Why do you always have to pretend to be nicer than the rest of us?”

    “Edith, you are a Lady, not Toad of Toad Hall.”

    “I don’t dislike him, I just don’t like him. Which is quite different.”

    “Oh, I should steer clear of May. Marry in May, rue the day.”

    “No doubt you will regard this as rather unorthodox, my pushing into a man’s bedroom uninvited.”

    “I was watching her the other night, when you spoke of your wedding. She looked like Juliet on awakening in the tomb.”

    “Wasn’t there a masked ball in Paris when cholera broke out? Half the guests were dead before they left the ballroom.”

    “Don’t be defeatist, dear, it’s very middle class.”

    “I do hope I’m interrupting something.”

    Cora: “I hope I don’t hear sounds of a disagreement.”

    Countess Violet: “Is that what they call discussion in New York?”

    “Last night! He looked so well. Of course it would happen to a foreigner. No Englishman would dream of dying in someone else’s house.”

    “Sometimes I feel as if I were living in an H.G. Wells novel.”

    “I’m a woman, Mary. I can be as contrary as I choose.”

    “If she won’t say yes when he might be poor, he won’t want her when he will be rich.”

    “It always happens when you give these little people power, it goes to their heads like strong drink.”

    Cora: “I might send her over to visit my aunt. She could get to know New York.”

    Countess Violet: “Oh, I don’t think things are quite that desperate.”

    “One can’t go to pieces at the death of every foreigner. We’d all be in a constant state of collapse whenever we opened a newspaper.”

    Countess Violet: “That is a scruple no successful wife can afford.”

    Countess Violet: “Why would you want to go to a real school? You’re not a doctor’s daughter.”

    Sybil: “Nobody learns anything from a governess, apart from French and how to curtsy.”

    Countess Violet: “What else do you need? Are you thinking of a career in banking?”

    Doctor: “Mrs. Crawley tells me she has recommended nitrate of silver and tincture of steel.”

    Countess Violet: “Why, is she making a suit of armor?”

    Lord Grantham: “We better go in soon or it isn’t fair to Mrs. Patmore.”

    Countess Violet: “Oh, is her cooking so precisely timed? You couldn’t tell.”

    Countess Violet: “You are quite wonderful the way you see room for improvement wherever you look. I never knew such reforming zeal.”

    “I used to think Mary’s beau was a mésalliance but compared to this he’s positively a Hapsburg.”

    “She’s so slight a real necklace would flatten her.”

    “Sir Richard, life is a game, where the player must appear ridiculous.”

    “You see, sometimes we must let the blow fall by degrees. Give him time to find the strength to face it.”

    Sir Richard: “I’m leaving in the morning Lady Grantham. I doubt we’ll meet again.”

    “It’s the job of grandmothers to interfere.”

    Isobel and Violet's banter is a highlight of Downton Abbey

    “Just because you’re an old widow, I see no necessity to eat off a tray.”

    “There can be too much truth in any relationship.

    “If I were to search for logic, I would not look for it among the English upper class.”

    “She is a good woman. And while the phrase is enough to set my teeth on edge, there are moments when her virtue demands admiration.”

    “I wonder your halo doesn’t grow heavy. It must be like wearing a tiara around the clock.”

    “The only poet peer I am familiar with is Lord Byron and I presume we all know how that ended.”

    “Wars have been waged with less fervour.”

    Isobel: How you hate to be wrong.

    Countess Violet: I wouldn’t know, I’m not familiar with the sensation.

    “It is her fuel. I mean some people run on greed, lust, even love. She runs on indignation.”

    Lady Edith gets some advice from Countess Violet

    “My dear, we country dwellers must beware of being provincial. Try and let your time in London rub off on you a little more.”

    “Try not to let those Yankees drive you mad.”

    Violet: I always feel that greeting betrays such a lack of self worth.

    “No life appears rewarding if you think about it too much.”

    “Rosamind has no interest in French. If she wishes to be understood by a foreigner, she shouts.”

    “Switzerland has everything to offer, except perhaps conversation. And one can learn to live without that.”

    “He’s the most unconvincing fiance I’ve ever come across.”

    Countess Violet (to Isobel): Can’t you even offer help without sounding like a trumpet on the peak of the moral high ground.

    “Violet: British peerage is a fountain of variety.”

    “The combination of open air picnics and after dinner poker make me feel as though I’ve fallen through a looking glass into the Dejeuner sur l’Herbe.”

    Martha Levinson: I have no wish to be a great lady.

    Countess Violet: A decision that must be reenforced whenever you look in the glass.

    “There’s nothing simpler than avoiding people you don’t like. Avoiding one’s friends, that’s the real test.”

    Countess Violet (to Lord Grantham): Your father always told the village what they wanted.

    “Principles are like prayers. Noble of course. But awkward at a party.”

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